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cannabisnob

very similar to a wine snob but a cannabisnob thinks they know everything about marijuana.
dude i was at two dispensaries today and both of them had a cannabisnob working there that thought they knew everything about weed. it kind of ruined my high.
by jonesberger April 6, 2020
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Cannabis Connoisseur

A Cannabis Connoisseur is an individual with a vast knowledge in anything related with Cannabis. This individual can tell you everything there is to know about cannabis. From the name of the strain to the flavor and the type of highs. He can identify Indicas from Sativas, and anything in between. He can also give you a list of recipes that include cannabis.
Mundo: "So what kind of bud do you have today man?"

Larry: "Oh, I got some New York City Sour Diesel. Man, this one is bomb. Just look at the soft green color on this, and all the tri-combs. It has a strong scent, smells kind of dank. The texture is just perfect, it's soft, spongy, and it's soo sticky. The high on this strain is killer! Compared to that Afghani Kush, this one kills it."

Mundo: "Damn, you're a total cannabis connoisseur."

For another more visual example watch the film "Pinneaple Express". The scene where Seth Rogen goes to buy weed and James Franco describes the different types and tries to go in deepth with all the details. James comes off as a total Cannabis Connoisseur.

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by CrazyMundo February 25, 2009
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Canaried

In Australia when a car is pulled over by the police for being unroadworthy a defect notice is given and a large yellow sign (canary) is stuck to the front windscreen.

Being given a defect notice is thus referred to as 'being canaried'.
I got canaried on the way home because my car is a mobile disaster area. The cop was a total babe though so it wasn't all bad.
by Darvon June 1, 2011
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medical cannabis

Cannabis that is legaly used as medicine for terminal illnesses and other sickness .Bought in Canna clubs/compassion clubs where it can be grown proffesionaly and Legaly for pecific illnesses.Usally Higher quality then street Cannabis, but not in some places(like Canada).legal nation wide in canada, but only some American States(like California)

Some people use cannabis illegaly to releave pain/sickness but they are still doing wrong it the eyes of the law.
1.I can walk up to a cop smoking my medical cannabis and ask him for directions if i want.Not that i would
by Hymen June 27, 2006
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Maximus Cannabis

Name of a well known California Marijuana Horticulturist who advanced the concept of blending modern organic additives with "old school" organic processes to grow some of the more potent yet 100% organic product available. His emphasis is on quality, not quantity.
Bud from Maximus Cannabis is always sure to please.
by Maximus Cannabis October 10, 2010
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Cannabis Cup

An annual contest in Amsterdam where marijuana growers from around the world bring the cream of their crop and a winner is announced and named best weed in the world. Sponsored by High Times Magazine, and usually held in late November.
Julio: "Sheeeit man I'm on the hunt for the green october like it ain't no thing."
Paul Simon: "You in luck playa. I got this BC bud, this phat chronic nugget from Cali, Cannibus Cup winning Greenhouse Morning Glory from the dam, and then there's this Canadian schwag. What you want."
Julio: "Schwag! Right on! Gimme that shit, I'm gonna go smoke that over in the schoolyard."
Paul Simon: "Fucking rookies."
by Nick D November 5, 2003
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cannabis

Cannabis is a leafy plant which grows wild in many of the tropic and temperate areas of the world. It is cultivated both indoors and out for the production of its flowering tops. The most commonly used form of cannabis are the leaves and flowering tops (buds) which may be either smoked or eaten; It also comes in a more concentrated resinous form called hashish, and as a sticky black liquid called hash oil. There are three distinct species of cannabis: Cannabis sativa, Cannabis indica, and Cannabis ruderalis, though there is some argument as to whether these should be considered varieties rather than species. Most recreationally used cannabis is the result of interbreeding between these three types. The term 'hemp' is generally used to describe low-thc varieties of cannabis which are grown for industrial uses.
Cannabis gets me lifted!
by jiblair October 28, 2003
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