no way he’s eating cum. wait this is a great time for a candid
no way it’s a twinkie *insert orgasm* what a candid
no way it’s a twinkie *insert orgasm* what a candid
by balec December 24, 2021
by Jon Doughty May 02, 2008
A Candid is something or someone that does not have the physical and or mental confidence to talk to women or someone they are attracted to. Words that relate to this are Colgate, and Goldfish
Person 1: Hey Cayden you should go see if you can get that girls number!
Person 2: Ethan I can't, I.... I...., I just can't.
Person 1: Come on you Candid! YOU THINK IT'S A GAME!
Person 2: Ethan I can't, I.... I...., I just can't.
Person 1: Come on you Candid! YOU THINK IT'S A GAME!
by Fish King 13 June 02, 2017
by golden_peanut November 26, 2009
Picture that appears to be candid, but is actually posed.
Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.
Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.
by deacon frost November 24, 2014
An increasingly popular nickname for the so far thrice-indicted ex-President Trump, due to how apparent it is that the one thing we can expect 45 to do reliably is to be engaged in criminal activity.
Sometimes referred to as “DJ Sticky Little Trumpfingers,” and sometimes “the Golden Crapper King,” the more simple and elegant nickname, “the Crime Candidate,” has been widely established to be the favorite moniker among his many Mafia buddies.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2023
A selfie (photograph taken of oneself) made to look like it was taken while the subject had no idea they were being photographed.
Nice candid selfie profile pic!
by csh425 May 13, 2014