Cancer

Jake Paul

Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I watched Jake Paul

by cheesefanatic June 9, 2018

Christmas Cancer

When a person, often a family member, who is highly attention seeking, makes up or exaggerates some kind of health event in proximity to a big holiday in order to create drama or put themselves in the center of plans. It is usually a vague but life-threatening illness, serious enough to cause others to drop what they're doing, but not specific enough that people will be aware of what actually ought to be happening to the person. Often after the goal is attained, the subject will let their dupes know that "the doctors found out everything was alright" - getting them off the hook for future issues.

Cousin 1: "Are you still not speaking to your mother-in-law?"

Cousin 2: "Nah, she's a liar. Remember two years ago when she got Christmas Cancer just to make sure we didn't go to grandma's, and 'recovered' just in time to go to the Bahamas?"

by RedReplicant January 3, 2019

dead as a cacaroach🤪

what @danielxocampo on tiktok says at every end of his videos

Pack it up Dora because when did we go exploring for new friends got me dead, dead as a cacaroach🤪🤪

by INSTA:dttm.i.hate.u November 12, 2020

Anal Cancer

Anal Cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men.

Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. HIV is also very common among gay men. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.

This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.

Gay men are a very small minority of the population but they are most likely to get infections like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer.

by Medical School October 14, 2019

Cancer stick

Another term for a cigarette.

Courtney Love had a cancer stick dangling at the side of her mouth while she signed autographs. She is known for her chain smoking.

by Babydoll75 March 5, 2019

Booty Cancer

Booty cancer is another way of referring to anal cancer. Anal cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men. Along with that, infections like HIV and Syphilis are also very common among gay men.

Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.

This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.

Infections and diseases like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer (or booty cancer) are very common among gay men. This is a simple fact.

by Medical School October 21, 2019

Cancer

Logan and Jake Paul, Morgz, and other cunts who make a living abusing themselves and family members, AND clickbaiting 7 year olds into thinking they’re watching p0rn. WE HAVE A CRISIS ON OUR HANDS!!!

Parent: Exactly why does my child have cancer? Doctor: Cancerous YouTubers. Parent: Fuck

by IssacIsALoser May 4, 2019