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Noob Caravan

A noob caravan is a natural occurence in almost all multiplayer video games. It is when a group of noobs, tired of being ownd on their own, decide to form a pack.

Even though they are together they still stand no chance of survival. they will often blindly shoot at anything that startles them. If freindly fire is on, they are even more dangerous to themselves than to others.

Often, one of the noobs will rise up and be the leader of the caravan, even though he is slightly better than the rest, he is nothing but a trained noob.

Here are 3 easy steps to find out if you have joined a noob caravan!!

1. Are you and others blindly firing right at the ground with full sensitivity on?
2. Does each member have at least 4 numbers in their name?
3. Do you try to use your group strength to dodge enemy bullets?

Well if any of those apply, you have found yourself a noob caravan!!!
potat0salad392053: (talking to noob caravan followers) FINNALLY!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!1!!one!!!!!!!!! WE CAN NOW NOT GET OWNED, WE CAN USE OUR COMBINED STRENGTH TO DO SUPER HUMAN ABILITIES!

The_Yellow_Dart: i sense a noob caravan!
by Mayah Beeeeeee August 21, 2009
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Black Caravan'd

(v) To have a faction well established in Faerunian lore get wtfpwned by a completely contrived DM plot device with no bearing whatsoever on the actual campaign setting or events.

See: Deus ex machina
DUDE! The Banites just got Black Caravan'd on Amia by Pig Face!
by TheFreyMan January 19, 2010
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canaan

someone you can always count on and who makes you smile hen you don't want to. He's athletic and caring he is a great boyfriend too. He's a guy every girl wants. he has a breathtaking smile and pretty eyes. He will give you a hug when needed. you can come to him with anything with out feeling judged. they are loyal to everyone. canaans are very houmorous.
that a true canaan
by skippy jean May 27, 2017
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Russian Caravan

The female act of wiping a specimen of freshly dumped jizz from ones vagina, using your fingers, under the nose of your boyfriend.
'Hey man, you've got a bit of snot on your lip..'
'Oh nah, the Mrs got me with a Russian Caravan before we came out tonight'..
by KMGS May 12, 2016
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Dodge caravan

Dodge caravan is what you have when you put one finger in the vagina and 4 fingers in the rear end.
" I gave that gal the dodge caravan!" Waddayah mean the dodge caravan?" Yah,you know, One up front and 4 in the rear!"
by Peteandbird July 21, 2021
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New Canaan

New Canaan is a small town about 45 min. outside NYC that is located in Fairfield County. An even ritzier lifestyle then that of the OC, people in NC are classy and of course preppy. Most likely if you live here, your family owns more then one house, has a variety of luxury vehicles to choose from and one or more of your parents commutes to NYC by train or limo. Parents make loads of money, participate in cocktail parties, play tennis and cart around their younger kids to soccer practice and such. Teenagers have nothing better to do then spend their parents money on expensive clothes, drugs and alcohol, so it's no surprise it has the highest rate of underage drinking in the country. However, they still manage to take home state championships in sports such as soccer, lacrosse and hockey and eventually go off to the Ivy Leagues. While you reside in New Canaan, there are a couple things to remember. It is Beirut, NOT "beer pong". Do not be surprised to see parents participating in drinking events right next to their kids. If the town seems deserted in the summer, you can take a short plane ride to Nantucket and discover most of New Canaan there. D-Baggers can at times be fun to party with, but at ANY sports event must always be considered the enemy. Pop your collar. And finally, don't be alarmed if kids between the ages of 12 and...well, up, closely fit the description of an alcoholic.
If you don't have at least 6 friends that drive jeeps, then get the hell out.
by Prep March 31, 2005
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Crimson Caravan

To run a train on a female while she is on her period.
I heard they rode the Crimson Caravan with that girl from the bar
by ShallowShark June 10, 2013
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