canadas history

the act of dipping one's penis in maple syrup then preforming oral sex immadietly followed by vaginal sex.
i just canadas history the hell outta that bitch
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the act of two consenting adults fondling eachother with a maple leaf soaked in maple syrup, before going to town on eachother with goalie pads, a french to english translation book, and a picture of alan thicke. all of this done while listening to a record of william shatner's spoken word album "The Transformed man"
jim: so, you showed diane a bit aboot canadas history last night eh?

bob: ohh yaaaa, she knows all aboot it now
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the act of two consenting adults defecating in eachothers respective anus for sexual gratification
After some forplay, we totally gave eachother some canadas history.
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its getting ten men in one room with the Stanley cup,and maple syrup.Its a combination of an orgy,tossing a salad,and some weird porn movie your step-dad showed you when you were 3.I don't think that it should be described.I will only say it's the donkey show of the north
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a sex act in which you hire 10 clowns to put on hockey uniforms and sodomize you repeatedly with the branch from a maple tree.
if i won the lottery i would totally get me some canadas history
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if one were to ever perform canadas history in bed, utter destruction is sure to ensue...
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Joe was performing some canadas history last night when his pants lit on fire.
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