you can’t play hitler’s harmonica
you can’t play hitler’s harmonica by harmonica March 30, 2021
if there's grass on the pitch you can play
Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.
Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."
if there's grass on the pitch you can play by Bob Sider August 17, 2006
I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her
All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!
I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.
I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her by QuacksO July 27, 2019
You can take that to God's feet
You can take that to God's feet by J.A.Mckeown February 26, 2026
I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that
Go fuck yourself and die.
A retard "I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that!"
Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."
Hym "I feel like 'pedantic' is the right word here. That's what you're doing. And you're conflating what I said about how I think which the the thing I'm talking about. This is why Atheists are pieces of shit. Pedantic. Smug. Self-Righteous. Garbage."
I know it's not in you head but YOU can't KNOW that by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
That's how this works, you can throw him/her
Person1: Wait, you can't just throw her, it's disrespectful
Person2: Yes you can, it's Throw short people month
Person 3: Yeah, That's how this works, you can throw him/her
Person2: Yes you can, it's Throw short people month
Person 3: Yeah, That's how this works, you can throw him/her
That's how this works, you can throw him/her by rammicam October 3, 2022
Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!
Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!