Campbell's Soup Can

A very large and girthy penile unit of a man's genitals

The man I f'ed last night had a campbell's soup can.

by penis lovah February 23, 2009

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Campbell's Paradox

Campbell's paradox states that the word "dad" is both at the peak of kinky and devoid of kinky connotation simultaneously. Philosophers and ethicists typically use the common term "daddy" as an anchor, since "daddy" is known to have non-zero and non-absolute kinky connotation. Thus, the scale of kinkiness goes dad < daddy < dad.

"On a scale from dad to dad, how bad was that girl you were with last night?"
"Excuse me?"
"Campbell's Paradox, look it up"

by kingbika October 9, 2018

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Campbell's Soup Party

A slang or joke term for a reckless house party where guests throw canned soup at the walls, floors, or ceilings, leaving a mess or causing damage.

After hearing what happened at Jake's Campbell's soup party last weekend, his roommates decided nobody is hosting anything at their place again.

by RKDub January 2, 2026

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The Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise

When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner

(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)

Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"

Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"

by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008

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campbell soup can

The act of ejaculating in your hand and slaping a girl in the face with it.

Man 1: Dude, I heard a loud slap sound from you room last night and then some girl yelling.

Man 2: Yeah, she said she was hungry so I gave her a Campbell Soup Can.

by b-diddy32 November 23, 2009