caulking

The act of having one's asshole filled to the rim with seaman.

Did you see the porn where pornstar polly asked for and received a caulking?

by slicksal October 19, 2006

cameraing

To be taking pictures with a camera and or to be photograping.

Someone asks you "What are you doing?", You replie "Cameraing."

by Jal** R**e February 10, 2010

Macaulay Caulking

masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.

roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross

by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013

caulking

to shit on the toilet, between the seat and the base, so the seat is stuck to the base... with poop.

Caulking - Some douchebag caulked my toilet, I sat on it, and poo squished out like a reverse oreo. Double stuffed.

by BingCon10 May 16, 2010

macaulay caulking

the effect on your insides,when you drink them raisin dry with lots of cheap whiskey (preferably The Great Macaulay Premium Scotch Whiskey 40 % Vol.)

A: Do you still have that horrible stomachache?!
B: It will be over soon, because tonight's gonna be macaulay caulking

by ChrisRiot December 18, 2012

Tamelking

Very Based and better than Aqtv

Aqtv wished that he was Tamelking

by Ryan2211 January 22, 2022

cameling

When you have to poop but there is no bathroom available forcing you to hold in your shit untill you find a suitable receptacle.

I was driving in from Seattle yesterday, had to take a big shit, but was forced into cameling it until I found a Denny's.

by adam+ October 15, 2007