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Calzonish

1.dough filled with tasty treats, being like a calzone.

2. One who is cheesy and filled with lies
1."this stretched out dough ball made from cheeses and other goodies is so calzonish"

2. "Jared is sooooo calzonish, he is always full of shit!"
by Gina haskell March 8, 2008
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Caldonia

An ambitious brave soulful person that makes many friends and guards them closely. A force to be reckoned with when angered, but can calm the most tumultuous seas. She is creative and artistic but with a warriors heart.
Caldonia is always there for us.
by Traumahawk78 December 22, 2016
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Calzoning

The art of yaking a freshly baked calzone from Binghamton's DP Dough after consuming nothing but tequila for 4 hours straight.
I walked back from DP Dough and started calzoning this guys bathroom. It got calzoned so bad.
by Ligmaballs696969 March 25, 2022
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Calaknian

A Calaknian is a person who thinks they are from the prehistoric times. And will act like they are
This man thinks he's a Calaknian
by Capricorn8 June 8, 2020
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calzonazos

Dícese de aquél que comete dejación de sus funciones de macho-alfa en presencia de una hembra, esta ejerce sobre él una influencia de gran poder y de manera sutil.
Admin, eres un calzonazos, ¡vuelve con nosotros!
by kaveri March 18, 2005
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coltonian

AMAZING fucking personality, good looking, big hands, big feet. You know what that means. Has trust issues, but once you show he can trust you, he will forever trust you unless you break that trust.
Coltonian is a AMAZING guy.
by aleksaian May 19, 2018
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Carltonian

(Race) A subspecies of humans that came to earth 400,000 years ago in search of Colby Jack Cheese.

*Background*
In year -7012 Earth was just beginning. While the events of the bible had long passed there was a rift in time between BC and AD. Thus the negative years. In this time humanity excelled in everything imaginable because of one particular event. In the year -7012 a craft landed outside of jurgenflöurgen, modern day Sweden, was reported. The ancient texts are written in crayon, and scientists are still trying to uncover the whole story. They spoke of sentient beings from the planet Carl, and they were dubbed the "Carltonians". They came in search of Colby Jack Cheese, which was given to them. As we had established better communication with the Carltonians, trade was performed. With their help humanity thrived until the floods from the bible killed everyone (the carltonians did not know how to swim), thus forcing their people on Earth to leave/ die. Now in modern day 2020 we can still see some of their great inventions. The Swiss Army Knife, Potato Chips, and spoons.
Pertucia- "Well Mike, what'd you learn about in school today?"
Mike - " I learned about these really cool people from another planet called Carltonians."
Pertucia - "I remember learning about them in school too honey!"
by Imakewordsnthings March 10, 2020
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