Calum Hood

Also known as Calum Invisible Hood. Sometimes he doesn't know himself.

sang by calum hood himself, "who am i, who am i? when i don't know myself."

by fuckin idk June 20, 2016

Add an extra column

This term is reserved for supervisors who you as a subordinate brief your way out of a jam on an excel spreadsheet. This can be most conviently described as when you are giving a briefing of some sort, like on an excel spreadsheet. And when you explain or brief your way out of a problem. The supervisor or boss will just add an extra column and you then fucked again.

What the fuck man? I thought you had briefed your way out of that jam. Yeah me too until that asshat pulled out the add an extra column to the spreadsheet. Yeah I know he did pull out the ball bag musket on you.

by pantyteamaster October 21, 2010

Fifth Columnist

A fifth column is a group of people who clandestinely undermine a larger group such as a nation from within. A fifth column can be a group of secret sympathizers of an enemy that are involved in sabotage within military defense lines, or a country's borders. A key tactic of the fifth column is the secret introduction of supporters into the whole fabric of the entity under attack.

Bobby: Not ironically, Fifth Columnist rhymes with Filthy communist.
Joe: You got me there, Bobby, I have no idea.
Bobby: Yeah, right.

by Chaotic_Neutral October 20, 2012

Calumet Shitty

A name by locals for Calumet City, Illinois

Let's go ova to Nigger Oaks in Calumet Shitty.

by John of Hammond October 4, 2006

Calum Hood

The extremely talented 15 year old singer/guitarist from aussie band 5 Seconds of Summer.

"What ethnicity is Calum Hood?"

"Nobody knows, but he sure is cute!"

by aybby October 4, 2012

Calumny

Falsely accusing one, or making false statements such as to ruin the reputation of the person in question.

Slander, Character assassination, Defamation

It is a hobby of the media to spread calumny about celebrities.

by Hanasakurou May 23, 2016

calum

calums are usually a very sexy guy with a giant penis. usually fowl mouthed but lovely inside any woman lucky enough to have one is the luckiest person alive. he will make any woman feel like a queen. he has a great sense of humour and is very talented. he is also tall and handsome. so if you see a calum be sure to ask him out.

calum is amazing

by bigman18482592 June 19, 2019