cullenism

a religion of people who are in love with edward cullen. edward cullen is a vampire in the book series twilight.

Girl 1: What religion are you?
Girl 2: Cullenism.
Girl 1: Oh cool me too!
Girl 2: Isnt he the hottest thing you
have ever seen!?
Girl 1: YES!

by Sabresbaby30 August 20, 2008

Callius

Some guy who likes fire.

You know that asshat Callius?
Yeah, what a stupid fuckwad.

by Defender August 13, 2003

Cullenism

'Cullenism' is the basic belief that the Cullens (family of vampires from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight sagas) are real, and that they should be treated as idols.
I would just like to say that the Urban Dictionary is no place for people's private opinions, so stating that the religion is pathetic and fake should not be allowed. I understand that this is not a Church-influenced religion per-say, but that does not give people the right to mock it!

Say Cullen-ism.
Person A: I am a member of Cullenism.
Person B: What is that?
Person A: Cullens are my idols.

by TheGirlNextDoor07 April 13, 2009

Caldonius

Oversized lady/man aid.

Very popular with forum moderators.

Donna: "You're a bad, bad, boy, Erick!"

Erick : "Yes, I know, Donna! I am very sorry!"

Donna: "You'll be sorry when I unleash the Caldonius on your ass!"

by DonnaP August 26, 2009

carleius

A fine Nigga with a big dick

You should get a carleius he fine

by Carleuis May 20, 2022

Cullenish

The act of being feisty and talkative.

“What’s going on with you today? You’re bouncing off the walls.”
- “Ha I told you I was feeling Cullenish today.”

by Samson Samsons May 31, 2024

Goshush Caleendus

A very smull creacher that is white and fluffy. Some people call him (Wally)... His favorite person in the world is someone named jack. He barfs a lot and loves to growl when you touch his bum.

"Who's out there Goshush Caleendus!?"

by Martha Moneetoyeez September 19, 2022