Chairsexual

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.

Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.

by Bosami November 19, 2013

carsexuality

someone whos in love with their car

roger taylor

carsexuality pride!

by stupiduglykid July 10, 2022

Carsexual

Someone who attracted to cars/trucks

Person: Hey your pretty cute you seeing anyone?
You: Sorry I am Carsexual I only date cars.

by JCe1 August 21, 2020

camerosexual

One who likes to poop out peanuts. Camerosexuals are very friendly, and only bite the first few days you have them. After time, they get more comfortable, and will be your personal passionate lover.

Did you see that camerosexual Blow mme(;

by Jello Belly September 5, 2010

caitysexual

when you’re in love with caity lotz and caity lotz only.....

hey guys, i’m caitysexual

by 12anonymous12 January 16, 2021

Cavilosexual

A word used to describe someone sexually attracted to the actor who played “Superman” and “Geralt of Rivia”, Henry Cavil.

I am a cavilosexual. Are you also a member of the cavalry?

by TheCavilist July 3, 2023

carsexual

A person who is so appreciative of the beauty of cars that they refer to them as a human being and if it were possible to have sex with them they likely would.

My boyfriend got a new mustang and has turned totally carsexual.

by marthastewartrocks December 12, 2008