CAiPi

A personal cognitive mode where someone’s thinking style doesn’t align with the default systems around them—like school, work, or social norms—but instead operates in long arcs, rhythms, or bursts that resist structure. CAiPi isn’t a disorder, it’s a way of processing that needs meaning, timing, and self-defined context to function. When forced into standardized molds, CAiPi people can appear inconsistent, distracted, or “lazy”—but in reality, their cognition is just out of phase with the system.

CAiPi “Don’t rush her—she’s mid-CAiPi cycle. She’ll drop a whole project when it lands.”

by AppCha May 4, 2025

Glasgow Caipirinha

The act of filling a glass or cup with urine and throwing it onto innocent passers-by.

A common pastime in the dreary city of Glasgow, probably caused by the lack of sunlight and too much Irn Bru.

"Sir did you just throw urine in my face!?"
"Aye, haud yer wheesht, wee eejit!, Glasgow Caipirinha!"

by BerHK April 25, 2019