carkour

Carkour is a form of driving similar to parkour.

It requires a very thorough understanding of your cars limits and innerworkings such as gear timings, acceleration, and aerodynamics.

Elements of carkour include:
- Parking facing outwards, in the spot the shortest distance from your destination.
- Making a series of turns to avoid red lights of excess length (example: right-turn, u-turn, right turn to bypass)
- Choosing the lane of traffic with the least obstructions
- Driving at or above the speed limit, at all costs, including bypassing hazards, and accelerating at a high rate as required.

Carkour can lead to careless driving when practiced improperly at a novice level, however a true carkour master does not endanger any persons safety while executing maneuvers. It is very difficult to argue the case, however, with a law officer, no matter how in-control of a vehicle you are, and thus careless driving infractions are not unlikely. Therefore, it's noted that carkour should only be performed with a vehicle on uncrowded roads under ideal circumstances.

I have recieved 3 careless driving tickets for practicing carkour in my vehicle over the course of 200,000 miles without ever causing an accident.

by Drujon October 21, 2008

Cailou

Cailou is a gay little shit show on PBS kids. He is bald because he gay. If he were to grow hair it would immediately fall off. When he doesn’t get his way he throws a humongously gay tantrum until he gets what he wants. His parents are retarded, instead of spanking his ass they give candy.

Cailou: Can I have soda
Mom: Just have water right now
Cailou: No! Fuck you! I want soda! I want soda!

by Cailouisgay July 6, 2018

chiko matali

-he thinks hes the shit
-he only gets ass from girls who are drunk
-he beats girls and then gets beaten by girls reference his junior year
-he is cock eyed..
-he would get lost in a black out.....
-walks like a pirate

you will hear chiko matali often say
"kp all day"
"nOo0oO"
"whatsgoodwitchyou"

please feel free to add to the list...

by heartdrew February 21, 2009

chikory

Australian slang word used to describe something or someone that is exciting,fun or cool. Sometimes used as sign of approval, often with a thumbs up hand gesture.

Melly(excited):Oh my god, that was so chikory.
Melly(excited):Lets do something chikory today.

Xem(giving the thumbs up sign): Chikory!
Xem(giving thumbs down sign): Dude, that was so not chikory!

by Joe Zone January 1, 2009

Caino

a man who has sexual intercourse with canines.

Nat: Who's that?
Bri: He's a Caino. Avoid him at all costs, he sleeps with his dog!

by walt sussy baka September 18, 2021

calikova

a twitch streamer that meows a little too much... milf vibes fr

person 1: "hey do you watch calikova on twitch?"
person 2: "nah sorry, I'm not interested in the furry community"

person 1: "ah damn, you should check them out, they are super swag :D"

by Milf Lover 69 November 24, 2021

Caio

Caio is a boy who is very smart, handsome, and nice. He is trustworthy and protects there people he loves. Some girls think he's annoying but some girls like him. He loves everyone and is pretty funny, if you know a Caio be nice because he will be nice back.

" how is Caio so nice?" " I dont know, he just is"

by Tits Meegy June 10, 2019