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caubs

Complete And Utter Bull Shit

When something is so preposterously bad that you have to point it out
"This day is caubs"
"It's caubs that I have to finish these lines alone Katie"
by corpse esproc January 16, 2014
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verbal carbs

Adding filler words & phrases to make what is being said sound more important.
Someone uttering useless sayings like, "At the end of the day ..., " "In reality ... , " & "To be honest with you ..." is guilty of serving verbal carbs.
by NCdubmixer September 13, 2011
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cainsboyfriends

cainsboyfriend is a group account of the coolest people ever!! who are jocelyn, rey, ellis and ray!! (jocelyns the coolest one btw) rey first posted on the account on June 17th 2021 which was not too long ago but theyve all made a ton of posts in that short time! their posts are all super fun and interesting. go follow them now so they reach 500 followers, or even better become their mutual its a great experience!!
cainsboyfriends are the coolest people youll ever meet!!
by flowerypenis July 7, 2021
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CribScore

A score between 1 to 100 constructed to communicate the level of livability of a structure intended for human dwelling; and in compliance with state and local habitability rules and regulations. See Implied Warranty of Habitability.
“Check out that apartment’s CribScore before you sign on the dotted line so you know it’s safe to live there.”
“You have to follow the inspection protocol described on the site to get the most current CribScore for your rental.”
“Renters can leave a review about the unit and the service the landlord provided under the lease agreement on CribScore.”
“You should really CribScore that rental before you make it your next home.”
“A high CribScore means your home complies with landlord/tenant law and is a safe place to call home sweet home.”
The higher the CribScore, the safe the rental is for you to live there… the sweeter the home.”
by CribGuru October 19, 2022
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caisoon

A large posse or group of wreckless metrosexuals or jocks. Caisoons are generally found in college pubs and bars looking to prove their maculinity by consuming copius amounts of liquor and narcotics. Caisoons are prone to losing in fist fights and will almost always plot a fruitless revenge at the local fast food establishment afterwards.
"It was one of those guys in that caisoon over there that spilled his drink on me last time. Thats why he has that black eye"
by Segzy September 4, 2008
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mtv cribs

MTV Cribs is a show where:

- they replay EVERYTHING in super slow motion, eg, a guy jumping on his bed, opening his car door, picking his ass, etc.

- your "buddies" are "passed out" in a "random" room from the "party" last night

- you constantly hear, "lets take a look in the fridge, i dont know whats in here though.." sure you dont.

- most rappers claim to have "mad whips" when in fact, they are all rented.

- you dont belong on cribs if you dont have something related to Scarface.

- the people always say, "everybody always does this on cribs, but im not going to do it." by them saying that, they are automatically doing whatever it is they say everybody else always does.. catch my drift?

- at the end of our visit, the host always says something wicked corny like "youve seen my house, youve seen my cars, NOW GET THE HELL OUT." And they insist on pushing the camera lense or charging at the camera man.

There are a million other things, but im spent. Dont get me started on Cribs: Whips, Rides n Dubs edition..
you can always count on death, taxes, and mtv cribs where a rapper says, "yall seen my crib, yall seen my whips, now get the hell on outta here."
by Colts, Superbowl Champions December 12, 2008
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Caius

Caius T. is a man with a very pogger personality. He will treat you right because he cares. If any hot ladies are reading this date a Caius plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz
Caius has a dig bick
by CaiusIsSeggsy March 26, 2021
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