Coitusing

Coitusing is a sneaky way to say fucking using the Latin base instead of English. Coitusing was devised for use by 'The Big Bang Theory' television show.

Coitus {Latin}: (n.) 'Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina.' ie. Sexual intercourse or Fuck

Sheldon (to Penny): "It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate to think that effort to be in vain."

Penny: "You're just coitusing with me, aren't you?"

by Miq2u December 9, 2012

cactusdogs

best person in the whole wide world would date

"yo are you friends with cactusdogs??"
"hah yea you fucking emo"

by hiyoris runa April 27, 2021

carousing

Carousing is like drinking, except it involves singing rude songs, spilling drinks and occasionally killing someone for a bit of a laugh.

If this displease, why urge ye here your stay?
Haste from the court, ye spoilers, haste away:
Waste in wild riot what your land allows,
There ply the early feast, and late carouse.

--Homer, translated and arranged by Alexander Pope, who thinks the use of the infinitive "carousing" is not worth the despoiling of a poetic example.

by Thor. Yes, I do read Homer. No, he can't revel as hard as me. August 21, 2006

catbusing

The act of hotboxing a car with marijuana. This sublime effect is achieved by sealing all the doors and windows and smoking copiously, preferably while driving around aimlessly (so as to avoid detection). Do not, under any circumstances, pick up little girls while you are stoned, no matter how much you are tempted to. This is in reference to the film "My Neighbor Totoro," in which the catbus is a whimsical vehicle used by the main characters.

"We totally catbused Isaac's car last night."

"His upholstry stinks of weed ever since our last round of catbusing."

"Hey man, I just bought an eighth and my roommate gave me his car keys. You wanna catbus?"

"Hey hey hey, ride the catbus every day." (this last one is an apocryphal quote from Dr. Dre)

by Next Stop October 23, 2008

Cancer Causing Member of Society

1.A person who is just an absolute beast in whatever he does

2.A person whos actions are so lethal they might as well cause cancer to anyone he approaches

That dude is a beast a monster a straight up Cancer Causing member of Society

by Dom ~Dman January 11, 2009

Causing Traffic

When you're always beefing with each other and you're causing trouble, it's just like when you're on the road and in your car and people keep beeping their horns and causing traffic. People can't get through and it's a mess. It's just like someone talking about someone, and they argue back, and then someone else jumps in, and then someone else jumps in etc. Their causing traffic, and people can't get out of the mess. They can't get pass, and they can't get over the fact that there's traffic; just like when you're in the car and you just have to deal with it, because there's always traffic happening around the world.

When soo many people come to watch you fight and you start to realize that you're causing a commotion, a.k.a causing traffic. People are purposely being late and all people wanna do is watch, film, and yell world star.

by 0g.CrispyB July 14, 2016

Causing A Ruckus

Causing A Ruckus is doing whatever you want and not giving a Fuck what anyone thinks!

Causing A Ruckus is having the Balls to say what you have to say when nobody will speak up.

Causing A Ruckus is Blah Blah Blah!

Buying underwear at the Dollar Store, putting them on and having the Cashier scan your under pants so you can pay for them when you did not lose a bet and then she say oh you so funny! You are Causing A Ruckus! Then I say, speak English Bitch!

Having a Remote Controlled Wheelchair and having Ruckus Von Rowdy the Manikin ride in it on Fremont St. in Las Vegas NV., then security says you guys gotta go and we say no we are not going to leave and then we Heckle them! Security says you are Causing A Ruckus! We say- No No! We Just Advertise for them!

by CausingARuckus.com July 31, 2010