Cactusing

The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃.

This is especially used by socially awkward people. Also known as: the awkward cactus

Person: 🌵🙃
Friend: Are you cactusing?!

by daisynicolexo December 6, 2020

Cactuse

When someone must buckle down and do work before large exams, essays, or tests you would cactuse oneself. It is the imaginary act of shoving an unlubricated cactus up your ass hole.

This exam is going to be so hard, I really need to cactuse!

by bsang December 13, 2010

Reverse Cactused

The act of taking a little prick out of you.

Jenna was fed up with Bobby's lack of enthusiasm so she reverse cactused him.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014

Cactusing

When you shove a cactus up your ass

My favorite pastime is cactusing

by Cactusing April 20, 2020

cactuses

When you get a shirt that has the same cactus repeated all over the shirt. If the shirt has multiple species of cactus then the appropriate term would be cacti.

My shirt has cactuses on it.

by PresteWood May 6, 2018

Cactuses

The correct and formal plural of cactus. While people often believe that the proper plural is ‘cacti’ they are actually wrong. The grammatically correct word is ‘cactuses’.

Person 1: “I saw many cactuses”
Person 2: “Yeah me too.”

by Thomasdude May 21, 2022

Cactusing

Usually referred to when having intercourse with ones friend

Me and my other friend were cactusing last night

by Cumconsumer March 7, 2022