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Coitusing 

Coitusing is a sneaky way to say fucking using the Latin base instead of English. Coitusing was devised for use by 'The Big Bang Theory' television show.

Coitus {Latin}: (n.) 'Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina.' ie. Sexual intercourse or Fuck
Sheldon (to Penny): "It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate to think that effort to be in vain."

Penny: "You're just coitusing with me, aren't you?"
Coitusing by Miq2u December 9, 2012
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conjusing is a way of saying something is confusing in such a way your brain turns to juice.
ohhh this is conjusing
conjusing by Cloudy Sun March 14, 2011

Confusing Teacher

A Teacher with a tendency to confuse students with confusing methods which ends in a result of telling them they are doing something completely different, Usually causing confusion amongst what they might actually be doing. And every now and again says the term Do your Wok. Usually prefers annoying students on a daily basis.
Pupil: I was told P3 was M1

Confusing Teacher: M1 Is P3

Pupil: My M1 is now apparently P3

Confusingnessnyness 

Whoa Tyler stop with your Confusingnessnyness
A type of prank calling which originated within a small communtity of phreakers called the Phone Losers Of America. The point is to tie the word "cactus" into the prank call as many times as possible without sounding like a prank call.
Murd0c is planning on cactusing this catholic suicide hotline later.
cactusing by Sparx March 19, 2005

condusing 

verb : to conduse, adj: condusing

Definition: To conduse is to extract matter from rocks with a syringe for no apparent reason. It is often done by men with very small genitalia. It can also be meant as an insult.

origin: Ancient Latin Conder (Rock) and from the Greek duxos (sucker)
"That man is condusing!" - meaning he seems like the sort of prick who would extract matter from rocks.
condusing by alex_ July 6, 2006

coitalingus 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is being penetrated by a phallus (real or a dildo).
Julia's favorite part of her threesome was the coitalingus.
coitalingus by myrlyn May 10, 2009