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cabbaged

to steal with intent to use the item as toilet paper.
Steve cabbaged my bed sheets??.... he can keep them...
by Elvis Presley October 31, 2006
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Cabbaged

To be stoned as fuck and fall asleep. A cabbage is the person who hits 1 bowl and falls asleep mid sesh cause he's too ripped.
Man this guy smacks 1 bino and he's cabbaged
Wake up you fuckin cabbage!
by Cabbagemaster69 August 11, 2017
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Cabbaged

(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form

Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form
Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!

Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?
by TooStoned2Care August 17, 2021
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Cabbaged

(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form

Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form
Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!

Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?
by TooStoned2Care September 4, 2021
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Cabbaged

When a joint breaks and makes the sound of cabbage breaking apart.
I was wrestling with him, caught his ankle and cabbaged his knee.
by Purpledog679 April 7, 2022
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getting cabbaged

being tormented in your own home by a cabbage or similarly smelly object left in a hidden place by a visitor ALSO having your residence overpowered by the stench of your neighbors' cooking of malodorous foods
Friend: "Should we go back to your place to play cards?"
Victim: "Nah. I was getting cabbaged there this morning, so let's just go to the bar."
by uncleburton January 24, 2012
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Get Cabbaged

When your shit gets fucked up in the most awesome way possible.
Bro i hope we get cabbaged tonight!
That would be awesome!
by SavagedCabbage May 10, 2023
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