conservative

The fear that someone somewhere, may be happy.

Conservatives believe in equality for all heterosexual, Christian white males.

by KevinM February 12, 2006

conservative

Most often members of the Republican Party in America.

Most often known as fucking nuts by the rest of the world.

Ohh, look at me! I'm a tree huggin, baby clubbin liberal! I can read and write! I care about people!

- conservative negative ad on liberals.

by rhcp18 February 18, 2010

conservative

what many single-issue vetting hypocrites define themselves as being politically.

It's absolutely sickening, how the Bush Administration lied to us, as do most "Conservative" Republican Administrations - the murdering, the wars, the bribery, the theft, the lies, the coverups, a complete disregard for anyone or anything other than Profits - but, because they claim to be Pro-Life, i must vote for them if i'm gonna make it to heaven.

by bdawg1977 February 12, 2009

conservative

"No."

Contrast with liberal.

1. Kid: "Mom, can we wear our bathing suits today instead of regular underwear?"

Conservative Mom: "No."

2. Citizen: "Sir, can we live how we want, and marry who we want, and work only as much as we have to, decide our own morals, and actually make an attempt to make use of our supposed freedom?"

Conservative Man: "No."

by LeSaint March 3, 2007

conservative

Someone who spends money on the wrong things.

The conservatives keep pumping money into a country that is half a world away even though there are plenty of domestic issues to deal with.

by Tommy1234567890 May 2, 2008

conservative

A conservative is someone who thinks resources like land, water, timber and oil are owed to Man in infinite abundance by an invisible deity until Jesus returns, at which point the Earth and all its raw materials will be purged. The Bible gives the exact date of this liberating event.

Thus, conservation, environmental regulations and other forms of greed-control are socialist plots against patriots who are merely pillaging resources per God's Plan. Never mind that the world is getting increasingly overpopulated and rife with scarcity. The Chosen Ones are above the laws of nature.

Being a good conservative, he mocked the recycling program as not cost-effective, threw his aluminum can in the trash, and sped away in his Yukon Denial with Limbaugh bleating about the "global warming hoax."

by Enough Already May 9, 2010

conservative

cocksuckers of the earth.

someone who has a really hard time with two men or women being together. perhaps these conservatives were abused as children, or possibly just retarded.

by riverman March 5, 2008