C.V. 33

A can of italian sardines who thought it could be a tank.

You are useless as a C.V. 33

by napkins August 30, 2021

c.v.s

a store in which you get medications and other goods that constantly has a long line that moves at an incredibly slow speed, the pharmacy everyone uses because the store contracts with so many different insurance companies who force people to use them for their medicine, where the staff is regularly pissed off at the world because of the overly-crowded pharmaceutical area, has over-priced merchandise, where you will also wait approximately 2 hours in their drive thru—and once you get to the window, they slam it in your face without any explanation—but then you see that they take a 30 minute lunch, yet claims to be open 24/7, doesn’t sell cigarettes anymore even though the people need nicotine after their negative experiences at their store, texts you multiple times a day, for two days straight, begging you to pick up prescriptions that “are ready”, but once you get there, they make you wait in their long line, then tell you to wait 30 minutes until the medicine can be picked up, and you leave feeling ready to snap the hell out.

Jinx: “Man, fuck c.v.s!”

Badman: “Why?”
Jinx: “Dude, are you serious? Let’s go.”
**arrives at the store, friends go inside**
*time lapse*
Badman: “Man, fuck c.v.s! You’re right! The prices are shit, the bitch took too damn long with my meds, AND I couldn’t even grab my cigs!”

Jinx: “I know, right? You want this nicotine gum I snatched up from c.v.s?”

by ffjlaskfjdsklfjeiowrhjxm,cnvmn February 25, 2023

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1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.

Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary

by Moonlit_Sky2712 September 13, 2020

B.C.V.

The time between Christ’s birth and the beginning of the coronavirus.

In late 2016 AD or 3 B.C.V., Donald Trump was elected as the 45th President of the United States of America.

by JDS12 March 27, 2020

C.E.C.V.A.C.

An all-girl Catholic school located in Monterrey Mexico. Girls use slutty skirts and tights, pretend to be really religious, gossip, and have great amounts of money.

boy 1: Hey! nice butt.
girl 1: get lost.
boy 2: don´t worry man, she must be from C.E.C.V.A.C.
boy 1: bitch.

by yollia November 24, 2010

Ctrl + C/V/Z

Ctrl + C/V/Z (CtrlCVZ, Ctrl CVZ) is the worlds only good sonic sprite comic featuring full animation and viewable by an IQ that, on average, is than that of a breakfast bar.

Ctrl + C/V/Z is a sprite comic, but... good.

by MaxX Unlimited September 16, 2003

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When you're so ridiculously bored, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but with the letters spaced out. This is one of the final stages of a unnamed human being's boredom / procrastination. Now, i know why your're reading this, you typed it in, so enjoy finishing that 2000 word essay over the next 12 hours before it's due!

Ah, fuck it, I'm so bored I might as well just type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m in to my unnamed search engine to see what happens

by jake paul is a h e c c er February 9, 2021