Buttweed

A weed cigarette that you put between your asscheeks and suck in.

Dave: Girl, did you hear what happened to Tom?

Sheila: No. what happened?

Dave: He got arrested for smoking buttweed while driving.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 16, 2023

Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.

"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."

by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019