Buttsext

The act of accidentally sending dirty pictures with a cell phone whilst said phone is untouched in the pocket.

Dude, stop buttsexting me these pictures! I can't unsee them!

by piernock December 25, 2009

Buttspeech

When someone talks non-sense and says something that is not audibly understandable. Talks out of his/her butt.

There are no examples. Buttspeech is comprehensive.

Buttspeech user: fdshg gfdgsf aofejwnc
You: What the hell did you just say?

by dharasick October 8, 2009

buttketchup

What a girl does once a month.

A great student of the english language, and all its sounds and nuances once said that the most verbally beautiful phrase in the english language is "cellar door." Studying the english language in its current encarnation has led me to the conclusion that "buttketchup" is the single most verbally repulsive word/phrase.

Man, it be whack when my bitch be buttketchupin'.

by Daren Ebacher November 22, 2004

buttsweat

sweat that is emitted from the anus.

I could smell her buttsweat in her panties. Mmmmmm

by buttman September 19, 2003

Buttsweaty

Buttsweaty - A person who follows another person around (usually a boss or someone of authority) in order to gain a personal advantage.

1. Bill's such a Buttsweaty, so much so he has streaks on his face.

2. What's up Buttsweaty? Get that promotion yet?

3. Man, if Buttsweaty don't stop following me around I'm gonna beat that ass.

by waarlok May 12, 2011

buttswet

When it is so hot, your butt's wet with butt sweat.

Man it is sho crazy hot out here...I got me sum type-A serious buttswet goin on!

by Herve Carbon August 5, 2010

buttsneeze

A fart, particuarly the loud whistling kind.
Also, the same as an asshat

"God you are such a buttsneeze!"

by Deagan The Wolf October 22, 2003