pancake buttitis

A condition that afflicts overweight women in the gluteal region.

Doctor: Ma'am I'm afraid you've been diagnosed with "Pancake Buttitis".

2 ton tina: Whyyyyyyy!?

by S.K. Cole August 14, 2006

Butteritus

A disease which causes the sufferer to sit on the couch all day and eat buttery foods. Butteritus sufferers are usually overweight and lazy, and make any excuse possible not to partake in physical activity. Closely related to acute Cheeto hand syndrome (ACHS.)

I'd go walk the bridge today, but my butteritus is acting up.

by DodgerBaby April 13, 2014

Buttrito

A burrito full of butts. A good tip is to know the size of your tortilla first and then kinds of butts you want.

Tacos are overrated. Matthew would rather injest a buttrito.

by Tittle slayr August 26, 2016

Buttitudinal

Being like a butthead, asshole or dickhead. Any form of being a jerk is to be buttitudinal.

Craig is being very buttitudinal, he must have a stick up his ass.

by kfarm January 17, 2008

Buttpits

When your pits or someone else's pits smell like a butt. Particularly nasty B.O.

Alex: Did you get a whiff of Josh's buttpits in the locker room after?

Shaun: No, but I can just imagine the stink.

by Marziba December 3, 2011

butteritis

When your body becomes filled with butter instead of blood. And when you bake yourself you become a whole biscuit.

Woah do you see Billy over there I heard he has butteritis.

by Blackbutter February 19, 2019

Burritus

Someone who is out of shape with a body build like a fully stuffed burrito.

When a persons body is full of the same contents as a burrito as well as a similar outward appearance as a burrito.

I don’t want to date Clair, she looks burritus.

I need to start going to the gym, I’m starting to get burritus.

by xChocoBearX April 21, 2019