Butt-Pipe

n.-A piece or length of pipe that is inserted into the rectum so items can be more readily inserted

adj.-A term for a person who is not quite "douche" worthy, but is more than an "asshole"...

Get that butt-pipe away from me! or Damn, he's being a real butt-pipe today!

by Pump666 March 13, 2017

buttwiper

Derogatory term referring to the domestic beer Budweiser. The term is fitting since, after drinking many Budweisers, the very next thing you will be doing is wiping your butt, and frequently.

That last buttwiper didn't go down so well. I think I'd better hit the toilet and fast!

by JayDub October 1, 2004

buttwipe

a person you'd just as soon be rid of

"Get lost, buttwipe.'

by kitznegari November 9, 2002

buttpope

Owner of all the asses king of all rectums, holder of the keys to all anus.

Also see semperfi

Dude my ass hurts, I must of slept with semperfi or one of them damned buttpopes.

by Dude guy August 28, 2003

butt pipe

Term used to refer to someone who has just done something stupid.

Jamie: "Ah no, I just sharted in my pants."
Ben: "Nice job Butt Pipe!"
OR
Jamie: "I just missed the exit, and it's 50 miles to the next turnaround."
Ben: "You Butt Pipe!"

by Joe Bough September 27, 2006

buttwipe

In other words; a jerk, asshole, jackass, or more importantly, "asswipe". Only pussy-whipped bastards that have no balls use "buttwipe"

"Grant M. of Chambersburg is a buttwipe."

by "Skid-marks" January 8, 2004

Lucky buttwipe

A lucky buttwipe happens when you wipe your butt and your finger slips through the toilet paper

The last time Juan got any action was when he had a lucky buttwipe

by LaB on Twitch March 19, 2016