buttercrotch pudding

The creamy vaginal discharge accompanying sexual arousal

"Yummy!" he said, grabbing a spoon and helping himself to a heaping dollop of buttercrotch pudding.

by The_Inventor_of_Shrimp February 12, 2005

buttercrotch

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Grandma! I can't sleep with the sound of your buttercrotch all night in the kitchen with papi!

by Suspence007 April 4, 2014

Buttercrotch

When a woman's vagina tastes like Werther's.

Tom: Did you hook up with that girl from the party last night?
Dave: Yeah, but she was had a buttercrotch.

If my grandparents were still sexually active, I bet my grandfather would brag that my grandmother has a buttercrotch.

by Mike Amelsgone July 26, 2011

buttcrunch

buttcrunch
noun
a person, object, or thing that is so extraordinary it will cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of those who interact with it.

verb trans.
to cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of another party or parties by being splendid or wonderful.

DERIVATIVES
buttcrunchy adjective
buttcrunchingly adverb

1. Your mom's twenty-cheese casserole was such a buttcrunch! I didn't even know there were that many cheeses!

2. She looked so good in that tiny dress that she buttcrunched all of those old dudes over there.

3. The special effects in that movie were so buttcrunchingly sweet my brain went into sugar-shock.

by Luckydyke January 2, 2009

buttercrotch

When you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

She's hot for an old lady. She's probably got some buttercrotch candies, too. Shit's delicious.

by frqty April 3, 2014

buttercrotch

When you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Jeff and Gladys enjoyed buttercrotch immensely because of Gladys' grizzled vagina.

by le-9gag-army April 4, 2014

buttercrotch

You know when you meet a girl and everything about her is great, except her vagina is fucking destroyed? Yes.

Hot dog down a hallway. Buttercrotch.

by have_a_hammer November 2, 2011