double buttered toast

Much as toast can be buttered on both sides, so can a ladyfriend. First "ejaculate" on one side, spreading the resulting semen about, then flip the lady over and repeat. Then, enjoy your double buttered toast!

I woke up this morning and made some double buttered toast with my ladyfriend. Delish!

by Pink Mustard October 17, 2009

buttered toast

Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because kinda smells like butter.

As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!

by groddie shit June 2, 2007

buttered toast

Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because it kinda smells like butter.

As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!

by groddie shit June 2, 2007

butter the toast

To come all over a nice pussy

She got pregnant, but man did i butter her toast!

by snoop dizzle December 8, 2002

burnt like buttered toast

getting burned (mentally)

you just got burnt like buttered toast

by the party guy October 22, 2008

Butter and toast

A fake online graduation dinner that forces students to eat butter and toast while their school is trying to pass it of as an formal event to put a PR spin on their incompetence. The speeches will most likely contain pens and empathy.

How will we be doing graduation dinner?“butter and toast”

by Hellllldawg April 12, 2020

Buttering the toast

When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like butter on toast.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me cum in her so I ended up buttering the toast

by asian4hire December 5, 2016