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double buttered toast

Much as toast can be buttered on both sides, so can a ladyfriend. First "ejaculate" on one side, spreading the resulting semen about, then flip the lady over and repeat. Then, enjoy your double buttered toast!
I woke up this morning and made some double buttered toast with my ladyfriend. Delish!
by Pink Mustard October 17, 2009
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buttered toast

Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because kinda smells like butter.
As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!
by groddie shit June 25, 2007
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buttered toast

Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because it kinda smells like butter.
As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!
by groddie shit June 23, 2007
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butter the toast

To come all over a nice pussy
She got pregnant, but man did i butter her toast!
by snoop dizzle December 7, 2002
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burnt like buttered toast

getting burned (mentally)
by the party guy February 26, 2009
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Butter and toast

A fake online graduation dinner that forces students to eat butter and toast while their school is trying to pass it of as an formal event to put a PR spin on their incompetence. The speeches will most likely contain pens and empathy.
How will we be doing graduation dinner?“butter and toast”
by Hellllldawg April 12, 2020
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Buttering the toast

When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like butter on toast.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me cum in her so I ended up buttering the toast
by asian4hire December 5, 2016
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