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Butterball Effect

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A scientific theory which explains that regularly eating butter, even a small pat, will eventually turn you into a fat butterball.
At the 10 year High School Reunion.....

Gerard: Hey check out Sylvia, she's a total hefer! She used to be hot, what happened?

Chuck: Dude, It's called the Butterball Effect, all those empty fat calories have wreaked their damnable havoc on her once fine physique.

Gerard: Say what now?
by Mr. Softey January 25, 2009
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A girl who is overweight, if not obese, with a short, round build. She rounds out in the belly with small breast, if any at all, formed from excess body fat, packed into too-small a wardrobe. This makes her look like the packaged Butterball turkeys so many of us enjoy over the holidays. Butterball turkeys can often be found basted in their own cheap liquor.
That Butterball turkey stole my shirt and stretched it! Now it smells like $5 wine!
by Titler January 12, 2008
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Social ButterBarFly

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A contraction of the phrases "Social Butterfly" and "Barfly"

Definition: A drunken attention whore.
That girl over there is such a Social ButterBarFly
by muircaleag December 3, 2010
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butterball

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Someone who is quite large in size, but not in an overly grotesque way!
Look at that butterball, he takes up two seats in the cafeteria.
by The Great MC December 17, 2006
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butterbomb

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An older, heavy-set woman. Very similar to a MILF, but without the wanting to have sex with them part. Can be any chunky woman, but usually reserved for fat blondes.
Sure Dan's wife is a butterbomb, but it's not like he has a whole lot of other options.
by animother March 21, 2008
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Butterbumps

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The unmistakable nervous joyfulness experienced by an individual typically described as having a feeling of Butterflies located in the stomach coupled with the physical reaction to the hair on the body, mainly the arm hair, to stand on end causing what is known as Goose Bumps.

So Butterflies in the stomach mixed with Goosebumps & you have a case of the Butterbumps. Almost exclusively brought on by your Significant Other.
After nearly a decade of marriage I still get Butterbumps when I see my wife.
by UsualSuspect20xx January 2, 2022
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