Butt call

When one's pressure on one's phone, secondary to sitting on it, calls someone, while the owner of said phone is oblivious. Not to be confused with "booty call", an entirely different situation, in most cases.

I'm not answering the call, she has a penchant to accidentally "butt call" me.

by deedmsu1978 July 8, 2010

Buttball

Similar to "jerk" or "turd". Anatomy: combination of butt and balls.

My Sister is a buttball.

by Aquamom December 18, 2016

Buttballs

When a man fully inserts his penis into the anal passage (male or female) and rest his balls on the gluteus maximus thus the formation on buttballs occurs.

(Exp.1)Man George, You were so drunk last night Alex T. got in that ass so far he gave you the worst case of buttballs ever and left you a rash. Here is the picture.

(Exp.2) BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I GIVE YOU BUTTBALLS!

by B & J July 31, 2006

buttball

The act of inserting testicles into an anus, sometimes one's own.

"Hey Joel, it's Chris. I got this porn you have to see, it's called 'Guys Who Buttball Themselves.' Call me back! Later!"

by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

buttballscides

If you have a pair of nuts hanging out of your ass, then you have buttballscides. If you have buttballsides, you should kill yourself now because everyone hates you, and theres no cure.

*A couple is having sex for the first time*

Girl: why are there balls hanging out of your ass?
Dude: Oh...That...Thats nothing!
Girl: wait a sec... do you have buttballscides ?!?!
Dude: I Swear I don't!!! baby I love you!!
Girl: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!!!

by shitdood December 28, 2007

buttmallows

The two cheeks making up one's ass. Buttocks.

Kathleen was too busy toasting her buttmallows by the fireplace to worry about the ringing phone.

by Boozy Tang January 5, 2008

front butt call

another name for a booty call. but with the front sections.

Friend 1: He's telling me to call him!

Friend 2: HAH, it must be a front butt call.

by JellyBee June 16, 2009