buttmagellan

One who explores the high seas of Uranus.

That buttmagellan needs more seamen on his poop deck.

by Ferdinand Buttmagellan March 18, 2011

Extra Buttage

Having an extra large booty which could make doing anything improbable.

1. Kid can hit the baseball, but he can't run! All that extra buttage slows him down so he's always thrown out at first!
2. Her extra buttage is causing the threads of her jeans to pop!

by BiggMomma4 August 24, 2008

buttbagging

1) The insertion of a nutsack into the anus. Possibly getting poo particles on the sack.
2) The repetitive insertion of a nutsack into the anus. Poo particles guaranteed.
3) Leads to bools (see bools)

1) That chick just got buttbagged by some manwhore.
2) After being buttbagged, Romeo's asshole was sore, and Josh had poo on his dick.
3) Brad's dick was all bools after he buttbagged Wendy.
4) You're a buttbag.
5) Stop buttbagging my mom!
6) *Ahem* Buttbag. That is all.

by Corporal Bools September 17, 2013

Buttbag

A renaissance man/woman of horrible things. A Buttbag is a person who is part attention whore, part pretentious hipster, part fake yuppie, part drama queen, part conceited douche and part self-righteous asshole. Perfect examples are: Kanye West, Tom Brady, Christina Aguilera. A great fictional example is Sarah Marshall from 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'.

Did you see Aunt Jane's daily Facebook posts about how she's in mourning for her dying father....but according to her he's been dying for 15 years AND she threw in something about being a great caregiver and how everyone else is a horrible person. Man she's such a Buttbag.

by Kniggit September 5, 2016

Buttball

Similar to "jerk" or "turd". Anatomy: combination of butt and balls.

My Sister is a buttball.

by Aquamom December 18, 2016

buttbelch

This is the sound that a gay mans asshole makes when his lover pulls the meat out.

-Exit Meat
-Exit fart-like belch

by Ricky Harris October 5, 2003

Bastbagel

A fat, rotting, round, talking bagel which is made of white bread. but then the white bread turned brown after a while because of gaseous problems. It wears nerdy glasses and has a permanent facial disorder, which causes its face to look like this all the time---> >:( it also has a wenis on the right side of its face. the bastbagel smells like fart and if eaten, will cause the digestive system a lot of problems.

As a verb: "Stop basting the bagel!"
As a noun: "Stuart ate a bastbagel for lunch the other day, which cost him 4 1/2 hours in the bathroom."

by You dont know me ;D April 14, 2009