Bastbagel

A fat, rotting, round, talking bagel which is made of white bread. but then the white bread turned brown after a while because of gaseous problems. It wears nerdy glasses and has a permanent facial disorder, which causes its face to look like this all the time---> >:( it also has a wenis on the right side of its face. the bastbagel smells like fart and if eaten, will cause the digestive system a lot of problems.

As a verb: "Stop basting the bagel!"
As a noun: "Stuart ate a bastbagel for lunch the other day, which cost him 4 1/2 hours in the bathroom."

by You dont know me ;D April 14, 2009

bastage

Bastard. Originally used in the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously. This PG flick introduced bastage, fargin', and icehole as PG terms for similar sounding words.

You fargin' bastages!

by Sepo August 29, 2003

bastages

Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.

"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"

by Kyle_in_Quebec June 20, 2006

farging bastage

A less harsh version of fucking bastard. Usually used in a joking manner.

"Hey you farging bastage! Are we going to the bar tonight?"

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Bastage

Negative term to describe another person. Very similar to BASTARD but without saying the person is lacking of a Father.

That bastage Darren annoys me All DAY at work.

by AceTW September 26, 2004

buttbagel

An abnormaly developed anal sphincter in state of contraction

That's the nicest buttbagel I've seen since yesterday

by yidele January 17, 2003

bastage

Term referring to the word bastard, often used to get around language filters in online games.

OMG! They Killed 1337skillz! You bastages!!

by Purplepig2 July 29, 2007