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Fijian butt wiper

When a girl shits on your dick while giving backshots so you touch butts and clean the shit off of yourself and her with Fiji water
Sam: Dude I just gave this girl a Fijian butt wiper

Jo marant: Nigger
by Laddleee July 10, 2025
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Fijian butt wiper

When a girl shits on your dick while giving backshots so you touch butts and clean the shit off of yourself and her with Fiji water
Sam: Dude I just gave this girl a Fijian butt wiper

Jo marant: Nigger
by Laddleee July 10, 2025
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George W. Buttwipe

Alternate spelling for the name of the 43rd President of the United States, preferred in all usages worldwide by everyone remotely familiar with the man and poised to surplant the archaic contemporary spelling in future histories. Origin unknown, though widely believed to have been coined by his mother for its obvious descriptive accuracy.

Also: derogatory slang nickname used to imply that the subject has similarly inferior qualities to the namesake.
His "Mission Accomplished" speech, where he claimed premature victory in the earliest days of his war on Iraq, marked a defining moment in the presidency of George W. Buttwipe.

Yo, I seen your little brother sticking crayons up his ass like he be George W. Buttwipe — no, don't taze me, bro! Ow! Ouch! I'm sorry, yo, I ain't mean it! Ow! Stop dammit I said I'm sorry! OWWWW!
by Big Gus Dickus May 22, 2008
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buttwipe

buttwipe is an idiot or who is incredibly stupid but non vulgar and less offensive alternative to calling someone an asswipe
man you got me in trouble with the cops buttwipe

dude you got you got yourself in trouble with the cops i had nothing to do with it buttwipe

man you are too selfish to take responsibility for your actions buttwipe
by littlejimmie March 17, 2019
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Buttwiped

As in, “My butt’s been wiped!”

When you can’t pull it together anymore.
My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *exasperated*
“My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *excited*
by BettercallPaulMuadDib July 26, 2021
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buttwiper

Derogatory term referring to the domestic beer Budweiser. The term is fitting since, after drinking many Budweisers, the very next thing you will be doing is wiping your butt, and frequently.
That last buttwiper didn't go down so well. I think I'd better hit the toilet and fast!
by JayDub October 1, 2004
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buttwipe

a person you'd just as soon be rid of
"Get lost, buttwipe.'
by kitznegari November 9, 2002
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