butt pirate

One who raids and plunders one's rectum/colon/anus.

Alex is a Butt Pirate.

by Eura Phagg November 18, 2006

butt pirate

A Matey Mister who, in the process of wearing The Eyepatch, plunders the treasures of other Matey Misters, whether his sword be drawn or not.

"It'th your turn to walk the gangplank," one Butt Pirate said to the other, whilst slobbing his knob.

by TonyHoagland October 21, 2003

Butt Pirate

Someone who pillages another's booty.

50 Cent is a butt pirate, he rides Eminem's Hershey Highway nightly.

by Pro September 22, 2003

butt pirate

In addition to the other definitions, the pirate is often named "Dicky Nicky" and is of Indian descent. His combination of wanting butt pleasures (in reference to Mooj from 40-Year-Old Virgin) and choosing unsuspecting victims makes him the scariest butt pirate of them all.

Why is that guy so obsessed with butt pleasures?

Because he's the BUTT PIRATE!

by annonymousfemaleoneaton June 19, 2010

Butt Pirate

A sailor that docks his "ship" in another mans port

"yeah, dock right in there you butt pirate"

by Kulboi August 10, 2016

butt pirate

One who raids the seas of ass-cheeze

Argh me matey, sure do love to swab the poop deck

by Brad November 5, 2003

Butt Pirate

Someone who plunders butts.

Don't drop the soap in the prison shower or you'll get your butt plundered by a butt pirate.

by zd18 February 15, 2009