When John was working at NASA they were testing miniature rockets and he was standing over one when it went off, after spending hours in the emergency room it was apparent that he had received a butt-rocket.
by cartman1080 January 14, 2012

by alllofyou October 13, 2009

by hey baby November 15, 2003

Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...
by Pablo Cervantes April 21, 2021

by BJ33196 October 8, 2013

a case of diarrhea so terrible it feels like the shit is rocketing out of your body and you are urinating out of your asshole
by TreDubDizzle August 25, 2009
