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William m buttlicker

Appeared on the office, is Jim’s pseudonym when trained my Michael in a fake sales call.
My name is William m buttlicker! We built his country thank you very much!
by PursoneWhuWrootesStoof April 22, 2018
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Buttlicker

A person who sucks up to someone so much they are practically licking their butt.

it's also like 'suck up' or 'ass kisser.'
Luna's the biggest buttlicker, she's so annoying and nobody likes her, thats harsh but it's kind of true sorry.
by lisaisnotasimp April 15, 2020
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Buttpicker

An individual who chooses to do the absolute bare minimum at his/her place of employment + life in general. Classic example is a lazy and complacent government employee whose position is shielded from real accountability. Often an overweight smoker who possess a permanent pouty-face from an existence devoid of good health, self-respect, and life goals.

Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.

Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.
Ben: “Look, Dave. Another buttpicker is waddling towards the free Twinkies.”

Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”
by genitaltraffic4781 March 29, 2019
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Buttlicker

Alana gets sleepy and becomes a buttlicker when Connie is around
by Motherfrigger January 3, 2013
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Alabama buttlicker

A group of extremely not normal humanoids that is a sweet Combination of witch craft, hot and chill pants, herbal essences, and a dash of psychotic awesomeness.
That group of Alabama buttlickers is out of their element
by CraziiTracy August 19, 2022
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chicago buttlicker

When a girl sings the song from the musical Chicago and proceeds to clean out your butt
Oh that girl was a Chicago buttlicker! She totally cleaned me out!
by Lovemuffinmclovin December 10, 2013
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Buttlocker

Typically a place namely your ass, that is used for safe keeping something of value. Your ass used as secret hiding place.
Johnny hid the contraban in his buttlocker before the warden came to toss his cell.
by shimmy69712 May 28, 2011
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