Butthook

Butthook, or Hook For Short is a Synonym to Butthead, Butthole, etc. Also can mean someone who is lazy. Bum

He was such a Butthook when he didn't keep his promise.

by Tykehook December 31, 2007

butthook

When you stick your finger up your butt and you get shit on it and then you stick that finger in your friend's mouth and pull really hard.

Aaron loves getting a nice butthook

by shiftyclaybob April 27, 2010

butthook

1.
Known as a synonym to butthead, or bum. Short Form known as simply "hook".

The guy who kicked me in the shin was a butthook.

by Mike the Tyke January 6, 2008

Butthooker

A person who acquires desirable things by begging, stealing, mooching , killing, prostituting or by any other means.

"He's over here at dinnertime again?! we can't afford to feed him again! Gawd! What a butthooker!"

"Hey, can I butthook a fag?" (Butthook a Cigarette)

by Jeebis... April 22, 2011

butthook

A specific instance of a doohickey, considered to be the ultimate "useless thing".

I was looking for the can opener in the kitchen, but all I could find were butthooks.

by butthook October 31, 2007

butthookery

Hooliganism; any act that would normally be considered socially unacceptable, or that leads to catastrophe. Usually used in a light hearted manner.

"Charlie Sheen, upon deciding to be crazy, went on a rampage of butthookery and hooliganism. He was unstoppable, but certainly wasn't winning."

by notrenavy February 9, 2013

Butthook

When you take your index finger and make a hook with it then scoop/poke their butthole.

When I was running up the stairs my boyfriend caught me with a butthook

by Goo good April 29, 2020