bishop o’connell

Welcome to Bishop O’ Connell. The Catholic school only in name, and in desperate need of renovation. After spending 15,000 on AC the school is still too hot, so much so that the spray tans of the hoes melt off during school. The cream of the crop are the socially superior lax bros, with their flow and weed addictions. They are the fuck boys of every grade and most of the girls love them even though most are athletically prude. The baseball guys are pretty chill but there is one asshole. At least 50% of O’Connell students have a nicotine addiction and they put down the other people that don’t just because they have some fucking self control. They juul, and most of the guys go with their friends to the bathroom which is not only suspicious as fuck, but gay as fuck. Since when did guys turn into girls, traveling in great hoards to the bathroom together. The girls at O’Connell can’t wait to role up their kilts in order to show as much leg and ass as they can, in order to give fuck boys and socially ostracized guys alike raging hard ons, as this is their only goal in life to prove that they are just like public school girls and can loose their virginity too. For the equivalent of paying a college tuition, the facilities are still shit. The athletics director and basketball coach (hmm) hoards all the money for his basketball team taking them to places like China and California. Meanwhile there are no lights on the field.

“bishop o’connell sounds like a great school “
“Don’t worry it’s not”

by Nishlec April 24, 2019

Bumshot

An extremely unfortunate final moment during the climax of one's porn-accompanied masturbation session, in which the viewer of said pornography experiences their orgasm at the exact same time the cameraman gets an all-inclusive shot of the guy's ass for a solid 5-10 seconds

Guy 1: "Hey man, you don't look so well. You doing alright?"
Guy 2: "Dude, I just had the most humiliating bumshot..."
Guy 1: "Jesus...that's just bad luck, man."

by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 4, 2017

Busboomed

To majorly fuck up something beyond repair, or to make any simple situation more complciated than required.

Let's get out of here, I just busboomed the shit out of that toilet.

by Benjolina January 19, 2011

bishop kelly

everyone here is a cunt. lots of hot moms tho

Do you like that guy?

“Ew no he goes to bishop kelly… i’d fuck his mom tho”

by dinowhore September 2, 2021

Bishoped

When something backfires in your face; getting screwed over

"Bishoped" works hand in hand with the idiom "slapped in the face"

The term originated from the slap a Bishop gives one during their confirmation to remind them of the persecution they will have to suffer for Christ.

I drove 30 miles to a store to find out it was out of business. I got bishoped

by Sheepel December 26, 2012

busboner

The action of having one's penis become erect on a bus due to the sweet vibrations and bumps throughout the seat of the bus.

Guy1: "Hey man, isn't this your stop?"
Guy2: "Yea bro, but I can't, due to my busboner."

by taz14 April 9, 2011

bushorrhoid

When your ass becomes extremely inflamed and it hurts really bad, in fact, it's almost killing you, but, you decide not to fix it for four more years because you kind of like that sort of thing.

Gump's mother told him, "stupid is as stupid votes" so wouldn't ya know, he voted Republican again. What a total bushorrhoid.

by wasamada-u April 24, 2006