1/2 bused

1. variation of "to be thrown under the bus" in which the victim is pushed under the bus when the front wheels have passed thus catching the running board and rear tires of the bus.

usage: "i got 1/2 bused in the meeting the other day when josh pretended to stick up for me but then threw me under the bus when he saw things were really going south."

by neildanny December 9, 2008

Short bused

Patronizing an unsuspecting adult to indulge one's own sense of virtue or gain

Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?

Tony: Umm yeah...

Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...

Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded

Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...

Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused

by CK1988 February 8, 2021

Buseyspawn

A person who has the distinct genetic markings of Gary Busey

Eric Trump is clearly a Buseyspawn

by Photoist September 29, 2020

based retard

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.

Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.

by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018

Hit Based

Synonym: "Foe confidence"

A leisurely used word to describe a comment that is either too confidently said and/or is used as a way to cover major insecurity that is 100% fuck no.

"As time progresses things mutate and become much different and they evolve"-Chris D'elia at 2:00 of Ten Minute Podcast's episode "TMP- Hit Based"

Pyramid of Evolution/Latin Roots:

Hieugh 'nsecure
Hieu 'nsecure
Hie 'nsecure
Hit 'nsecure
Hit Based.

Bryan *while holding a pop tart of a phone*: "I was shooting a TV show in Alaska, by the way, a hunting show."
Chris: "That is hit based as fuck, dude."
Will: "Hit based for sure."

by Tenmidpodette October 19, 2014

BustedPosters

So shit, BustedPosters are as lame as BustedTees.
No win.
See also Fail

When i first saw those bustedposters ads, i thought Urban Dictionary got hacked by lame jokas

by An0nymous..... June 7, 2009

Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop

A small fishing-tackle store that once existed in Clifton, New Jersey, that was actually called "Bill's Tackle Shop." The store was owned by an old man named Bill, who had a horrifyingly huge, and severely injured & damaged nose that looked like it was most likely smashed with a brick, used as a pin-cushion and possibly afflicted with some hideous, degenerative disease. How something like this could happen to a man's nose remains a mystery shrouded in darkness.

Those who entered the store and encountered Bill, and his offensively grotesque, mutant-nose, would become so paralyzed with utter shock & disgust at the very sight of the vile atrocity, they would immediately forget what they had originally came into the store for in the first place, turn around, and leave. As they would drive home, it often became commonplace to theorize with friends on how Bill's nose could have possibly become such a mangled, foul abomination, leading to the shop being unofficially renamed by it's customers to include the mention of Bill's (insert adjective here) nose in the shop's name, again and again. The first of the new names being "Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle."

Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop

Hey, wanna go to Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle before we head to the pond?

What time does Bill's Leprosy-eroded Nose & Tackle close on Sundays?

I was at Bill's Ghastly Nose-Injury & Tackle, and nearly vomited when Bill asked if I needed any help.

You know something? Bill's Nose IS Tackle!

Bill's Putrefied Nose Remains & Tackle's business will continue to suffer until Bill has his nose surgically removed.

Sadly, Bill's Perforated, Disintegrate Nose & Tackle closed down for good last month.

by The Creep1 March 27, 2013