bortled

when one has a middling amount of success yet follows up said success by becoming absolutely horrid and drags others into his spiral of failure

The Jacksonville Jaguar's QB has Bortled his NFL future.

or
My NFL fantasy team with Yeldon and Allen Robinson was Bortled last year.

by Wookieedog August 15, 2017

burtle

A mystical creature that burrows underground and has claws and spikes on its shell. The greatest thing ever invented. Eats burtle plant and small children.

Burtles are grand

by K-Frizzle June 10, 2004

Burtle

When your pet negro sneaks out and sells your neighbors ex wife cereal

Oh no honey he burtled again, get the shotgun.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 15, 2019

Burted

(v) Past Tense - To have farted and burped simultaneously.

Rudy: Burp

Hal: Dude, it smells horrible!

Rudy: Haha sorry, I burted.

by halpwr July 14, 2010

Burgled

To place the tip of a penis just inside of an anus, prior to ejaculating. Then surprising your partner with a splash of semen.

Carrol was surprised yesterday evening, when I burgled her back door!

by Cosworth_26 February 8, 2018

burgled

To be robbed, thieved, or otherwise stolen from.

It is derived from the Hamburglar, the one who burgles burgers.

I left my apartment unlocked and it got burgled!

Robin Hood burgles the rich and gives to the poor.

by Burgled November 1, 2009

Bartledoo

If you forget the word you were going to say, say Bartledoo

*packing for camping trip* *tent has been replaced with bartledoo*
Did you pack the Bartledoo?

by DankLicious December 14, 2014