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burt

who is that over there? Burt
by ricsta-_-69 August 13, 2008
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burt

the word burt known to be used when one is in disgust normally yelled or said loudly either over the top of a conversation, a response to a conversation or if someone see's something or someone that one doesn't like, the sound burt symbolises the sound of a quick blunt fart that would normally give the same effect as saying burt

normally pronounced BUUUUUURT(the longer or louder it is said the more meaning it has)
e.g for burt
guy1: Hey do you remember that girl from last night?
guy2: BUUUUUUUUUUUURT!! (meaning she was ugly)
by nixon195 March 15, 2009
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burted

To achieve such a level of drunkeness that walks the line of consciousness to the state that the inflicted no longer is aware of where, who, or what they are. Attributed to Andrew Burt, of Scotland.
"I was totally burted last night, I had'nt a clue where i was."
by Mark Ross February 16, 2008
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Burt

Verb, one syllable. To own or dominate.
Dude got Burted so hard his ancestors changed their names to Reynolds.
by ZenithMist September 1, 2009
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Burting

A spiritual successor to the Dirty Sanchez, Burting is the next step in sexual conquest. If you remember Sesame Street you will remember the duo of Ernie and Burt. The character Burt was cursed with a famously bushy Unibrow.
In 'Burting' someone, your goal is to recreate this iconic look on the sweaty face of your sloppy disease ridden whore you could barely afford, or possibly a loved one. With your poop-covered penis you achieved after tricking him/her into anal intercourse, simply drag across the eyebrows or eyes to forever shame them.

If you are feeling extra naughty, you can simply lay a log across their eyes in what we now call the 'Bushy Burt'
" She wouldn't stop nagging me so last night she got some old fashion Burting. Now we don't talk much anymore...but at least she shut up."


" Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bushy Burt. She didn't see it coming, she couldn't see me leave."
by kamikaZi_blitz April 21, 2009
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Burted

(v) Past Tense - To have farted and burped simultaneously.
Rudy: Burp

Hal: Dude, it smells horrible!

Rudy: Haha sorry, I burted.
by halpwr July 14, 2010
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Burt

Did you see how upset she got? What a Burt.
Wow, Tim is such a burt all the time.
by t0f May 21, 2015
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