nice buoys

A term meaning nice tits. commonly used in seaside communities

Hey Jack, I was just docking my yacht over at Robinson's Wharf, and I saw Melinda sporting slightly damp white shirt. She has ridiculously nice buoys "

by Bbh November 29, 2013

Shit buoy

A large piece of shit that merrily greets you with a bobbing motion when you peer into the toilet bowl.

Tracey: Will hurry up in the toilet. Ineed to go!
Ben: I'm done.
Tracey: 'Bout time. Grrrrrr.
(...5 seconds later from the bathroom)
Tracey: WTF, I heard you flush, and there's still a monster shit buoy in here. I can see all sorts of crap mushed into it.
Ben: (...sniggers)

by Des Perateben April 24, 2010

yehhh buoy

A greeting, acknowledgement, salutation, or wild energetic holla

- Alternate use, elongating the end of the term.
yeah buoooooooooooooooooooy
(more signifigant impact)

1) Greeting "Hey dude wat's cracking " "yehhh buoy"
2) Acknowledgement of Fucked up shit. "Yo, i lost two bills at the casino.." "yehhh buoy :S"
3) Drunken excitement "Yo this shit is open bar" "YEAAAAAH BUOYYY"

by Fiahrass December 13, 2008

neutral buoy

A statement or action that cannot be clearly defined as a flirtatious gesture or a friendly act.

I really like her, but she keeps on throwing me neutral buoys. I can't decide if she likes me the same way.

by Rob Driscoll May 22, 2008

buoyed off

To ignore socially

i wanted to go to the swimming pool with wayne but i got buoyed off in favour of that girl bianca

by glutton who? January 9, 2010

Lobster Buoy

A term to refer to large male genitalia of mentally retarded men.

Hey Mellon, get Neiler's Lobster Buoy out of your mouth and get help Head and I!

by Head Kelly January 8, 2014

Cock Buoy

When a man is floating in water without any sort of shorts or trunks on and his cock foats vertical in the water, breaking the surface of the water, like a buoy in the ocean.

Lori was startled when she noticed Jons nice cock buoy break the surface of the water while they were skinney dipping in the pool.

by Foster Green May 9, 2011