When you go into a QDOBA bathroom and the toilet is broken and full of someone else's poop. You have to poop really bad, so you poop on top of someone else's poop and toilet paper; with no choice but to leave the whole mess for some poor employee.
The other day I went to QDOBA and had to pull a bunk bed. Those pork tacos almost make me shit my pants every time.
by ShitProblems February 6, 2012

When 2 people use the same toilet at the same time. One person using the normal seating position on the bowl, and the other takes a seat on the top tank Upper Decker. Term originated at a warehouse in Holbrook, Long Island.
by Will Zone April 15, 2003

bunk bed-when someone has an ugly face but a hot rockin body therefore it is acceptable to sleep with him/her
by Rahul Goswami July 22, 2008

"Look, we made bunk beds. Now we have so much room for activities, like aerobics!"
"This is how we do it"
"This is how we do it"
by Peppy dont January 16, 2014

Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.
by Ivana B Jay May 1, 2021

Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”
by sukan December 27, 2022

When you remove the matress on the top bunk of the bunk bed, lie on your stomach, and stick your dick through an opening on the bedframe so the other person can suck it
"Damn, we were getting freaky last night! She has a bunk bed and we removed the top matress so she could give me bunk bed head. She sucked my dick like she was a hamster!"
by Herr Schwanze January 26, 2021
