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Jesus bungee-jumping Christ

A phrase used when stunned by the stupidity of another person or persons.
"Jesus bungee-jumping Christ! So, you didn't think running your hand through the band saw would hurt?!
by RadioHead33 March 30, 2009
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Bungee Jumping

The emo kid would have gone Bungee Jumping instead of cutting his wrist, but he was too much of a pussy.
by Modub December 25, 2007
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ball bungee jumping

For best results wear boxer shorts and loose pants. Find the corner of a table and rest your ball sack on it. Slowly back away from the table with your scrotum (yes I said scrotum..I had to say it at least once) falling with your balls like they were falling off a cliff. At this time softly in a higher pitch voice say "weeeeeee!" YOU'VE JUST BALL BUNGEE JUMPED!
Man, resting his testes on the corner of something (yes I said testes) and letting them fall freely as they back away from support. Thus ball bungee jumping. The safest bungee jumping around.
by B.A.D.S. June 12, 2007
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Bluetooth bungee jumping

Omg bob went Bluetooth bungee jumping now he is dead
by Adams tree March 17, 2022
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Bungee Jumping

Pulling out a used tampon and replacing it with a new one
Pulling on the string of an inserted tampon to remove it and inserting a fresh tampon in it's place is also called Bungee Jumping
by GeoMc February 27, 2011
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Bungee Jumping

It’s like committing suicide but knowing you’ll survive and then actually surviving and coming out of it as if you just escaped death.
Hey Lucas, wanna come bungee jumping with me?

Yeah man!

Alrrrriiifgghhhtt!!
by ArnoldVonTrumpZenegger October 6, 2019
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Bungee Jumping

When she doesn't take the pill she has to pray that the rubber doesn't rip just like when you do bungee jumping
"Are you on the pill?" "Nah I'm bungee jumping."
by It's RAW!!! January 20, 2022
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