Tom Burgess

A new trend invented by a middle school in britain, which is
two words a person usually shouts when squirting someone with water. Usually in a corridor, a classroom (when a teacher isn't looking), a toliet or a playground.

Equipment Needed:
A Full Water Bottle, with a twist-off cap.
A Compass (or any, small sharp point.)

To perform a 'Tom Burgess', you fill your bottle with water, screw on the lid, pierce the middle of the lid with a compass, to make a small hole in the middle.

Hide somewhere random, like behind a bush or in a toliet cubicle.

Select your victim, leapt out of your hiding place holding the bottle and screaming 'TOM BURGEEEEES' while squeezing the bottle so water shoots out the tiny hole, drenching them with water. Aim for the crotch area, to make it look like they've wet themselves.

Tom Burgess is also a character from Antony Horowitzes non-fictional childrens sci-fi thriller novel, 'Ravens Gate'. He is a farmer who got killed mysterious in the story.

Nobody knows why 'TOM BURGEEEES' is shouted when performing this stunt, but its pretty funny.

Boy1: Harry just went up to me and squirted water all over me, and shouted 'TOM BURGEESSS'.

Boy2: AHAHAHAH you just got Tom Burgessed!

by Hollyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 27, 2009

Bungees

Pajamas or comfy clothing you wear at home. Not always fashionable.

When we get home, let's see who can get into their bungees first. Bungee race!

by Nathxn January 4, 2014

MR. BURGESS

A WORD TO USED TO DESCRIBE A RACIST REDNECK.

JAMES, THE MAN WITH THE CONFEDERATE FLAG IS A MR. BURGESS

by elementkid1007 March 2, 2009

Bungesyath

Meaning anything from barnsooglin' Bagelscrat to when your neighbor's pet chinchilla accidentally crawls up your asshole and it looks like you have a tail.

Me: Hey wanna go Bungesyath
Dog: RUFF
Me: Oh you silly dogginscrarch
Dog: RUFF RUFF
Me: HAHAHA Blagleplob

by Barnsnoogle January 16, 2019

bunguss

Subhuman creatures that look 90% human and 10% turtle and frog.

Stupid bunguss why aren’t you human

by Bungusss March 4, 2022

bungersnuckles

someone that loves to eat burgers and gets auce on their finger

eew he spilled sauce on his knuckles

he is such a bungersnuckles

by dantqy September 26, 2022

Jeremy Burgess

The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.

My heart is taken by Jeremy Burgess.

by yentruoc January 28, 2014