When a person does something so idiotic that you cannot even grasp the concept of how f'ed up it was.
Example:
When a Police Officer stops a vehicle and a subject runs from the vehicle into the woods. The said Police Officer stops another vehicle with a subject matching the exact same description who is sweating his ass off and breathing heavily. Put him in handcuffs, found green leaves in the floor board and seat of the vehicle matching leaves found in the same area the subject fled from. And the nephew told Officers the subject ran up to his residence found in the same area asking to use his car..... BUT LET THE GUY GO!!!!
Example:
When a Police Officer stops a vehicle and a subject runs from the vehicle into the woods. The said Police Officer stops another vehicle with a subject matching the exact same description who is sweating his ass off and breathing heavily. Put him in handcuffs, found green leaves in the floor board and seat of the vehicle matching leaves found in the same area the subject fled from. And the nephew told Officers the subject ran up to his residence found in the same area asking to use his car..... BUT LET THE GUY GO!!!!
by TX-5OH July 2, 2011
Get the Bumfuzzledmug. by chimneychangah February 9, 2015
Get the Bumfuzzlemug. by ZippyMyDog February 13, 2018
Get the bumfuzzlementmug. Bumfuzzle is a whimsical term that describes a state of confusion, perplexity, or disarray. It's like feeling utterly befuddled or lost in a situation, as if your mental compass has suddenly gone haywire, and you can't make heads or tails of things. When you're bumfuzzled, it's like being trapped in a mental labyrinth of your own making
Usage Example 1: "After reading the instructions for assembling the bookshelf, I was completely bumfuzzled and ended up with a bookshelf-shaped sculpture of frustration."
Usage Example 2: "Navigating the city's winding streets without GPS left me hopelessly bumfuzzled, and I eventually had to ask a friendly stranger for directions."
Usage Example 2: "Navigating the city's winding streets without GPS left me hopelessly bumfuzzled, and I eventually had to ask a friendly stranger for directions."
by dgassadf October 11, 2023
Get the Bumfuzzlemug. by xtypi September 10, 2010
Get the bumfuzzledmug. To bumfuzzle is to confuse or fluster. Bumfuzzle is most often used in the dialect of the Southern United States. It is colloquial, meaning it is typically used in informal conversation. It is very similar to bamboozle, and may be derived from it.
In an attempt to bumfuzzle his mother, Tony hid her keys in the microwave and pretended to know nothing about it.
by YourUrbanPerson March 4, 2022
Get the Bumfuzzlemug.