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bullshit

1. An obvious lie
2. A game, in which at least 3 players, pref. 4 or more participate. Each player is dealt as close to the same amount of the deck as possible. The players then take turns laying one or more cards of the same rank down. The rank increases as the play goes around. For example, 4 players are playing. Player 1 lays down 2 Aces, player 2 lays down 3 twos, player 3 lays down 1 three. Player two, however, believes player 3 had no threes, and calls out "bullshit". Player 3, in fact, had not laid down a three, but a king. Player 3 must pick up the cards laid down thus far. Had player two been wrong, he would have had to pick those cards up. Player four then lays down 2 fours, and the play continues until every player but one is rid of their cards. The first out wins, second is second place, etc.
1. "So then I met Bill Gates and he gave me 2 billion dollars..."
2. "I'm bored. Wanna play BS?"
"Sure, why not?"
by John Hoffman May 13, 2005
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bullshit

When a person is communicating through their ass.
Oh, I'm sorry I sneezed on you. Look I got my spit all over your face. Sorry 'bout that, I'm just allergic to bullshit.
by Yo Noid July 19, 2004
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bullshit

Idiot - Hey I just licked a donkeys ass

Dumbass - Complete bullshit!
by Shithead4321 July 16, 2014
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bullshit

A cross of a bulldog and a shitzu.
Man, look at that ugly-ass bullshit walking down the street!
by dveltmands October 28, 2010
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bullshit

noun.
the shit of a bull.

adjective.
a lie or untruth of such a fucking degree that this asshole understands that it is "Bullshit"
That bull made some Bullshit.
Dragons exist.
That's a load of BULLSHIT!
by KiritoKnighte January 6, 2016
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bullshit

1.) What a bull releases through defecation.
2.) The manner of talking nonsense and doing things to piss people off.
3.) To make false accusations and/or lie about what you or someone else is doing.
by The Kentucky Yankee October 25, 2004
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bullshit

Angry - (seems to be used this way exclusively in New England)
I'm bullshit with that guy. He ripped me off.
by k diddy January 26, 2004
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