Lutheran bikini

This is a swim suit consisting of full boys' shorts for a bottom and a sports bra top, designed to be minimally revealing and therefore not likely to trouble the pastor. Usually worn by the timid and the pious.

Heather went swimming in the creek while wearing a Lutheran bikini, and was roundly hooted for doing so.

by banana oil August 15, 2007

Bikini spider

unruly hairs poking out of the edge of bikini bottoms

Hey check out her bikini spiders!

by Agent 86 May 5, 2005

BFF Bikini Top Swap

When two (or more) girl friends with different colored bikinis swap their tops so that they're matching. Used especially on social media to show that they're best friends.

"My friend and I did a BFF bikini top swap at the beach so everyone knew we were there together"

by Blackjack Archer January 9, 2023

bikinimom

A health and fitness guru after having 4 children in 5 years became a fitness model, competitive body builder and bikini model. She now consults with abused and battered women and children.

bikinimom

by bikinidad July 29, 2009

granny bikini

This is the variant of the bikini swimsuit that was popular and considered daring in the mid-1960's, when the Beach Party movies were made starring Annette Funicello or the original version of Where the Boys Are. It consists of a full, often padded, bra and a short-shorts or skirted bottom, as opposed to the string bikini or the French cut bikini of later times. This term is usually used sarcastically to refer to the type of swimwear occasionally adopted by those who are excessively modest or who have very restrictive parents.

Jessica can only wear granny bikinis on the coast because her parents are professional hardshell Baptists.

by eViL pOp TaRt June 23, 2006

bikini beard

The pubic hair that sticks out from under the swimwear.
Very unsightly.

Oh, yuck! That woman is seriously in need of a wax.
I can see her bikini beard.

by Astor G. October 25, 2007

Brazilian bikini

An extremely hot style of bikinis or bathing suits where the bottoms are shaped to show off as much of your ass as possible.
Very popular in Brazil and Hawaii.

"I really need to get a good tan on my butt"
"You should borrow one of my Brazilian bikini's"

by poke squid? December 25, 2006