bumfumbler

1. A person who enjoys fumbling the buttocks of a member of the same or opposite sex.

2. A joke used to confuse friends.

"Dude you're such a bumfumbler."
"Not uh."

by t3hm4n April 20, 2006

boffum

What a greedy redneck says when given a choice to have a pack of cigarettes or a six-pack of beer.

Gimme boffum.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

buffudgin(s)

1. (n) stupid things that you hate; people that are retarded. 2 (n) (int) also used as buffudgery here.

1. Fuck those buffudgins.
2. What the buffudgins?

by Awesome McDougle January 20, 2004

buffucker

A person who masturbates while waiting for an online video to load.

Dude, he has pringle chips in his beard and all he's wearing is a robe that doesn't fit. He's definitely a buffucker.

by Charlie Brown's Cousin January 2, 2010

Bufumbled

lol fucked up Bent

This bitched got me bufumbled, she stay talking shit.

by Lmaooojaiiidda October 11, 2018

Bumfumbles

The word can either be used as an expletive "Oh, bumfumbles!" or it can be turned into a verb: "They were bumfumbling in the back of the garden" In past tense: "He's been bumfumbled!" etc. "Shall we go for a bumfumble in the shed?"

"I've been bumfumbled"
"Care for some bumfumble"
"I bumfumbled this assignment in 24 hours"
"Oh bumfumbles, I dropped my ice cream"

by FumblingBum March 14, 2010

buffman

is a guy who thinks hes really buff, but hes just dulusional and trying to cover up his small penis and testicles.

Buffman also named eric, aka sorek aka yorik, aka sorrroo aka garens prodigy, aka noros prodigy aka my bitch aka iam his dad aka future "cfo" in his dreams aka cant handle tanya aka just a pure pussy.

by dfsdafadsf March 27, 2008