Y helo thar, butsecks? LOLOLOL

Phrase which originated from the "Attention Whore" animation.

Means "Hello, want to have anal sex?"

Currently a fad catchphrase on LUE.

LUEser: Y helo thar, butsecks? LOLOLOL
Woman: If you come near me again I'll fucking call the cops.

by LUEser February 20, 2004

Suprise buttsecks

The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.

Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG

by MDspyro February 18, 2007

y halo thar buttsecks?

an initial invitation of the ritual of buttsecksing, it involves inserting the umaro into another's butt with the promise of repeated insertion

see also se><0r t3h f4c3

girl:asl?
you:y halo thar, buttsecks?

by GAWD it hurts!11! January 17, 2004

Surprise Buttsecks

When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.

Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.

Man: Oh yeah baby

Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!

by The Poonman July 3, 2009

buttseckser

one who engages in buttsecks; usually refers to the giver of the buttsecks.

albert is such a buttseckser, i heard he really gives it to her too.

by jon the buttseckser November 10, 2008

Surprise Buttsecks

The best kind.

Jim giving Mary surprise buttsecks (although results may vary):
Jim: Surprise!
Mary: Whoo hoo!

by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008

buttsecks

To give or recieve pleasure with someone's ass and/or fiddle stick.

Holy crap beyatch, did you just give that rubber chicken hardcore buttsecks?!

by Buttsecks master September 13, 2005