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Bichowskiphobia

Bichowskiphobia is the fear that a fat polish male named Bichowski is always following them
Jake has Bichowskiphobia
by Woodenbin July 10, 2021
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Bukowski

In reference to someone who:
1). Experiences uncontrollable, Hulk-like rage against electronic devices and inanimate objects which include coffee tables, laptops, etc...
2). Has a strict daily routine that is never changed or altered.
3). Collects every cigar box and wine bottle they have ever come in contact with.
4). Wears Camouflage Khaki shorts after 1995.
**Wow that Bukowski really pummelled his Macbook!**

Q.Hey,Why are you on Craigs List looking for a slightly used Ottoman?
A. I pulled a Bukowski on my coffe table and Karate chopped it to smithereens!!
by GorgeousGeorge83 March 7, 2009
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Bukowski

incredibly influential writer who wrote from the beat era up until his death in 1994, he was noticed for his breakaway from standard poetic form and the creation of his own style, he was deeply influenced by people and alcohol, he was a religious drinker and classic american badass who was known for beating the shit out of 3 teenagers who tried to jump him in his 50's to this day poets slave in front of typewriters trying to copy his style and emit the same beauty that Bukowski conjured up so effortlessly but to no avail.
Bukowski: "They've got us in a cage
ruined of grace and senses
and the heart roars like a lion
at what they've done to us"
by JizzBo July 31, 2008
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Bukowski

The act of shitting in one's own hand, and then throwing it at someone.
Ahhh! Victor just gave Pat a bukowski and now shit is everywhere!
by Tyler Jones 11 April 25, 2008
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Full Bukowski

A sexual position where the male starts in the downward facing dog position and the person identifying as a female in the relationship comes from behind wielding a 7 inch clitoris, a strap-on, or ethnically smoked sausage.
Mikey went down to the deli looking for a little kielbasa, when he woke up in the basement he was getting the Full Bukowski !
by I Am Locked In The Basement November 19, 2018
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Do the Bukowski

A period of time, that you decide to devote to drinking and smoking alone. Not caring, but feeling good about, that you will contribute nothing to the world during this time.
I got bored of everything and did the Bukowski for two weeks.
And after that the world looked better, at least for a while.

Sometimes you just have to do the Bukowski.
by B0hem January 22, 2011
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Buckowski

An annoying a-hole teacher who doesn’t deserve the breath in her lungs.
I have Buckowski next. Kill me now. Plz I’m begging you!
by Ajdncnjwjxmmdm February 25, 2020
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