brownload

To browse the internet on the toilet with a portable electronics device.

Dee's morning ritual consisted of a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a quick brownload of nytimes.com.

by NeonWarwick August 4, 2007

brownloading

taking a poop; taking a shit; pooping; shitting

I was on the toilet brownloading when my mom came in.

by insanewolfe December 26, 2010

Brownbeard

To receive a brownbeard, means that you have been performing oral on your sexual partner, when the partner decides to shit on your face, covering your chin and possibly more of your face. Brownbeards are typically received when the partner is suffering from explosive diarrhea.

'Oh my God I'm so embarrassed, when Jimmy was licking my ass I gave him a brownbeard'
'Hey baby why don't you give me a brownbeard tonight?'

by Lonitwat November 14, 2016

Colorado-brownbeard

The act of having ones face covered in feces while eating out a girls anus.

While eating out your girlfriends butt while she has the runs, she has a bowel movement on your face covering the face in feces giving the receiver a Colorado-brownbeard

by 1iquidFreshness February 24, 2012

browncord

A discord for brown people

lets hop on browncord

by perssonthatexists May 11, 2022

Brownloading

Anal sex. To get loaded in the brown.

My mom walked in on me brownloading Steve, and now she thinks I'm gay.

by OrionKale January 31, 2009

brownload

To brownload on someone is to shit on them for sexual pleasure.

I brownloaded your mum last night.

Those sick freaks like to brownload each other.

by Matt.A November 6, 2006